Woo Blog #1: Allegory of the Washer/Dryer Combo

Welcome to Woo’s Smorgasblog, The Pot Luck of Blogs. Every week, my anti-genius will be regurgitating the weeks’ meals in an alphanumeric format so you can enjoy what I enjoyed. Yay for you, right? Yeah, yay for you.

This week I engineered a new allegory type thing. I call it the…………..

Allegory of the Washer/Dryer Combo

The liquid detergent flows from the bottle to the washer in a fluid motion. It mixes with water and the detergent fairies grow, so I throw my boxers and socks in there to get it magically scrubbed. When the detergent fairies use their fairy dust on my threads, it get clean and what not. I then throw my clothes into the dryer, so the dryer demons can use their hate and anger to torch my clothes. However, they run out of hate, so they don’t get to destroy my clothes-instead they just leave it nice and warm for me. This really burns them up on the inside, so they eat one of my socks to get back at me. Losing a sock doesn’t really bother me that much, but it tears up the sock’s partner who is forever doomed to the bottom of the sock/underwear drawer. That sock will never again get to travel the country again, see the sights and such. It will be left in the dark forever.

So you see, I’m the sock in the dark. The other sock isn’t important. The country is Heroes. I will never get so see Heroes, but it doesn’t really bother me that much anyway.

~Woo.